Conversation from the Park

I was walking Cisco in the dog area of our park near our apartment. A crazy Russian lady came up to me:
Lady: Can you leave the park with your dog? Because I hate dogs and my children hate dogs.
Me: Well, I hate children.  Can you leave the park with yours?
Seriously, who can hate [...]

Harry Potter and the Holes in his Shorts

I’m trying to get back into my NikePlus running habit now that I finished Harry Potter book 7.
So I just came back from a 5 miler. I realized that the first 2.5 miles, I’m the world’s biggest grump. Boy do I hate life for those 2.5 miles. I get irritated, distracted, and [...]

Greetings from sunny Santa Monica

It really isn’t E3 until it feels like getting skull-fucked by E3’s giant disorganized mess of a penis.