July 19, 2008

Dear Marie Claire: You are asinine.

From my 1up blog post:

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8812015&publicUserId=5462536

Wow. Really? Marie Claire– I understand that the last page may not be the meaty principal vessel for your “editorial vision” but still, you think your Sex-in-the-City wannabe intern can come up with a less annoying and a genuinely wittier caption? When I first saw this, a maelstorm of unadulterated rage grew. Is this how you’re trying to sell a product?– by blatantly offending another demographic? This issue was from May 2008. Halo 3 was released in September 2007. So not only is your boyfriend ignoring your needy ass, he also sucks giant wyvern balls if he’s still trying to beat the game eight months later.

Read more about the lameness here.

July 15, 2008

I got spat on

Three years ago, I was on the bus back to PJ’s old apartment from work.  I took the 31 that goes along Eddy Street that goes through the faux projects.  It was crowded but I secured myself a seat in the front where the benches are facing in towards the “hallway” of the bus.  A fobby asian girl was standing in front of me.  She probably wasn’t very bright since she had dollar bills stuffed into the side pockets of her backpack.  Those pockets were made of clear plastic mesh and so everyone could see she had about 10 dollars in there.

A homeless dude from the back was making his way to the front, probably to get off at his stop soon.  He sees the money in this girl’s backpack.  He stands there for about 5 minutes, staring at the bag while slowly reaching his hand towards the money.  The fob girl, lost in the world of music, had her headphones on and is oblivious to what is going on.  Everyone else on the bus sees this.  Glances were exchanged.  Oh my god, this guy is going to steal her money, they thought but all they did was be still, just waiting for this guy to make him move as if it was entertainment.

Finally, since no one was doing anything to prevent this from happening, I tapped at the girl and said, “Maybe you should put your money somewhere else less conspicuous.”  I’m not sure if she understood me, but she looked around and saw the homeless dude right next to her still staring at the pocket full of money.  She thanked me.  Luckily, my stop was next and I got up to make my way towards the door.  The homeless guy yelled at me.  Called me a cunt.  And then he spat at me while I was getting off the bus.

Now, I never got mad at the guy.  I was mostly disappointed at the other civilians on the bus who knew what was going on but didn’t have the balls or decency to say or do anything. Maybe I should have let the girl get her money stolen.  She was dumb enough in the first place to put it in a clear mesh pocket.

And it was then that I realized that this is how I am, and how people are in life.  People generally are cowards and too skittish to exert energy into doing something what is right whereas I do what is right and get somehow punished by it.  I don’t care really.  It just depresses me how unidealistic people have become.

June 30, 2008

Creative Writing Exercise

(weirdly enough, this was inspired by a GAF thread) Thanks to Chris Kohler who looked it over and spotted my fobby grammar mistakes.

Wyatt
Words: 742

A deep and disturbing rumble grows louder in Wyatt’s throat. That one unsightly vein embossed on his forehead pulses. Then it stops. He looks down on the ground, aims at the drain, and spits out a winner. It is probably the only time it gets this quiet around here. And like most self-proclaimed “smart types,” Wyatt gets all reflective at the wee hours of the night.

He thinks about today, which is barely three hours old. Today marks Chrissy’s seventh birthday, and Pete’s death five years ago. Exactly three months ago, Johnny left. And it was two weeks ago when Bobby graced this place with his presence.

“Jesus freaking Christ,” Wyatt muttered while shaking his head, and proceeded to process just how many have come and gone. How many ended up having happy endings, and how many were reincarnated into the form of a number, or worse, an asterisk. And like most self-proclaimed “smart-types,” he finds an empty corner and lights up a cigarette. He always attempts to blow a smoke ring on every first drag but always fails.

If only his father could look at him now: smoking a filter-free cigarette, smelling like stale gamey piss, and wearing some kind of faux scrubs with a big ol’ salsa stain in the front. “It’s chipotle,” the counter lady sneered. To Wyatt’s provincial palette, it tasted more like someone putting out cigarettes into a tomato.

“You ain’t one of those smart-types. You might wanna be like ‘em, but you never will be, so quit thinking about going to college, boy.”

But it wasn’t college that Wyatt desperately wanted at that point in his life. It was sweet escape. He felt like he couldn’t survive another day in that bum town, in that bum house, with that bum sadist dad. His soul was as wounded as his back, and even though he knew those slashes on his back would eventually become scars, maybe his soul stood a chance. He yearned for something that could rehabilitate him into a new man. Sadly, college wasn’t it.

But this was.

And it had been for the past eleven years.

Past girlfriends have scrunched up their faces when Wyatt tells them that he doesn’t have any other career aspirations. But they just didn’t understand. Though genes were kind to Wyatt’s looks, he wasn’t blessed with an expressive disposition. Wyatt couldn’t bring up the words to explain to them why he was content and had no interest in screwing it up. Some of these girls stuck with him for a while, thinking working at a city pound is noble. But that novelty wears off, and the once admirable animal-loving boyfriend Wyatt becomes that broke loser ex-boyfriend Wyatt who stepped on the ivory Martha Stewart rug with his shit-stained sneakers.

Wyatt always knew that these self-righteous geese never really cared about him anyways so he never told them The Stories. The Stories– an ongoing compilation of events he has come into contact with at the pound, each coupled with a strong emotion of his own. Anger: his first encounter with Boo, a passive bulldog puppy whose ears were roughly chopped off with a pair of dull drugstore scissors by a couple of asshole kids. It took five laundry cycles to finally mute that bloodstain on his work shirt into a faded beige. Bittersweet Joy: when crippled old Sesame finally got adopted but with only about a handful of weeks left in her. Sadness: Large breeds who were hastily dropped off at the pound from people who were late to discover their hearts are too small. Pain: Wyatt’s first big bite injury. That yappy little thing got away with a cubic inch of Wyatt’s thigh. Relief: You know those last-minute touchdowns or split-second three pointers that win the game, go down in history, and make grown men cry? There are those here, too: every successful adoption is a surprise win for the team.

Every one of The Stories is cataloged into Wyatt’s head. One would think a guy with a photographic memory would do well at college. Rather using his brain to store tidbits about Foucault or Vonnegut (two guys Wyatt didn’t give a fuck about), Wyatt was a walking freak calendar. Every day was an anniversary of something or another from The Stories.

And every night, he celebrates it exactly like this.

In the corner. Smoking a cigarette. Attempting to blow a smoke ring on the first drag.

June 15, 2008

Metal Gear Solid 4 on Father’s Day

Digging the family/brotherhood/war-vs.-love theme from MGS4.  But it’s still Father’s Day today.  And it makes me feel weird and sad.

June 10, 2008

My LOMO minimovie: Licky Otis and Cisco

lickity lick lick

Taken with the ActionSampler with Lomography Color 35mm 400 Film. Developed at Walgreens.

You can see the light leak in one of the frames!

May 17, 2008

My LOMO minimovie : A View From BART

Morning view, passing by West Oakland

Taken with the ActionSampler, Lomography Color 35mm 400 film.  Developed at Walgreens.  hah.

May 17, 2008

Back when I was your age…

I used cameras that needed physical film.

And then get this, I could only take 24 or 36 number of photos. And I had no idea what they looked like I had to walk to a store and give them my roll of film and wait a couple hours until I get to even see what they looked like. Doesn’t this sound so crazy right now?!

But even the shiniest and most expensive digital camera will not make me as happy as I was with my childhood Ninja Turtle toy camera. It had a green plastic body, and on the bottom right corner of the shutter was a little clear plastic sheet with Michaelangelo waving– so every photo taken had Mikey at the bottom, hanging ten. Or whatever he does.

Now’s that’s fucking awesome. That is happiness right there.

But I’m recently finding that sense of wonder with Lomo film cameras. Currently, I have the Fisheye2 and the ActionSampler. The Fisheye 2 is just a cheap camera with a cool fisheye built in. The ActionSampler is also pretty goddamn cheap and gimmicky. It has 4 lenses so with one shot, you get four images sitting in 4 quadrants of one print.

*sigh* but it’s no Michaelangelo camera. :(

May 15, 2008

In Search of…

Since I was a kid, I never wanted to be an artist. Isn’t that weird?

I guess I thought it would be boring. Just sitting in front of an easel all day long. Not enough adventure. Not enough variety. And kind of lonely.

But I’ve been in a funk ever since the wedding is over. All those month up to the wedding, I had shit to make, things to design, pieces of paper to glue. And now, I’m left a bit aimless.

PJ says, “why don’t you paint?”

Well, I love to paint but what for? I want to be doing something for a reason. And sure, I can go all Bob Ross on myself but then I’m going to end up with a bunch of my own paintings sitting in the garage waiting for their dog chew toy fate.

I thought I quenched this urge by going on my recent LOMO spree. Photography’s fun but there’s to sense of creation, just suspension.

I need a project and a purpose.

A mural? Print-making? Whittling? God, I have no fucking clue. I just need to find something to do.

May 14, 2008

Dudes like fashion too

It’s refreshing to hear that men actually have opinions on women’s fashion.  A conversation from earlier this week:

Him: it is fucking unbelievably whorish. if she stood on a corner, i am positive someone would think she’s a whore.

Brutal.  Just brutal.

May 1, 2008

Talent

You know, it has always been fun for me to tell people I work in the gaming industry. But aside from the occasional free games and schwag, the nerdy conferences and expos, and the all-you-can-drink gaming events, the true gem working at Ziff is that I get to work along great people.

And how holy-fucking-balls talented they are.

Exhibit A: Are We What We Play